Enzo Amore can't wrestle

#4 Politician

Last year during the Cruiserweight Classic, Enzo backed Rich Swann in a promo before going into great detail about global politics and it seemed legit. I don’t know enough about politics to know any better, maybe slightly more than a career politician. But government seems to be inching closer and closer to McMahon country, and not in the “We’re gonna get you for steroids!” way it used to.

Hell, if he made it all the way to the Oval Office, we might get to see other wrestlers appointed to other jobs in the government. Chris Jericho could be Chief Justice of Rock and/or Roll, Zach Ryder could be Secretary of Partying Down.

Sasha Banks would obviously be National Bling Advisor, but Rhyno should probably stay away from the campaign altogether unless he’s in charge of snacks. Why not? The bar’s been set pretty low. I’d vote for him.