#5 Education Actual Cartoon
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Look, I was gonna write out a whole thing about Enzo starting his own university and teaching ridiculous classes like Haters Boiling, Clarification, Cooling and Aeration 101 and Psychology Of The Self: How Are You Actually Doing? I was gonna top it off with how the Academy of Amore’s campus motto is “You CAN Teach That!” It was gonna be a riot.
But then, while I was drifting off watching cartoons, I had an epiphany. It was right there the whole time, right in front of me. On my TV. What was Enzo Amore born to do? How could everything Enzo is, translate into a fulfilling career?
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Enzo should be cast as Bart Simpson in the inevitable The Simpsons live action reboot!
The voice, he may have to work on but everything else is spot on. The bad boy attitude, mischief and rebellion, the recess recklessness, the hair, the abrasiveness, the aversion to authority and personal hygiene, love of video games, a tendency to have his likeness end up on a t-shirt, catch phrases that start out fun and clever, but then quickly becomes less so, after each additional use.
Imagining Enzo in my head, I can’t, with 100% certainty, say he DOESN’T have bright yellow skin.
He’s got basic acting skills, and he can definitely do his own stunts. His look is easily pliable. He’s already got years of experience being an actual cartoon.
Enzo is Bart Simpson. They’re the same age and everything. Case closed. (editor’s note: We’re not sure what “case” Graham is referring to.)
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