IMPACT Wrestling Results (September 27th, 2019): oVe crashes Brian Cage's wedding, Ken Shamrock returns

Modified Sep 28, 2019 05:09 GMT

A championship wedding main evented this week's IMPACT

The Rascalz were seen in attendance trying not to cough during the ceremony. The Deaners tried to hit on Havok, and Rosemary teleported into a chair next to Fallah Bahh. Bahh tried to run away, but TJP held him in his seat. Valkyrie demanded to know where the dress she got for her was, with Rosemary saying that she was lucky she even showed up at all.

Tommy Dreamer walked Melissa Santos down the aisle, making some hilarious remarks about each of the guests...that we can't repeat here.

Brian Cage and Melissa Santos' ceremony was led by the champion's brother Ryan, but everything was interrupted when the Knockouts Champion butted in to make sure everyone knew she wasn't responsible for the wedding.

Ryan Cage asked if anybody else had any real objections, leading Ethan Page trying to start a Wrestler's Union. Josh Alexander tried to pull him down to his seat, but Page claimed that this was something everyone needed to hear. Eddie Edwards then stumbled into the ceremony and threw up on Ryan. Ace Austin tried to send Edwards out, but the Hardcore Hero threw a punch, missing Austin and knocking Ryan out cold.

Hmm.. we’ll have to check the fine print but.. this contract may technically make them both part of our inheritance.. #DemonAssassin https://t.co/8tetLDF8hW
— The Demon Assassin (@WeAreRosemary) September 28, 2019

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Dreamer demanded that they find a shaman, a priest, a rabbi, a minister, someone that could officiate the wedding. Lucky for him, and the wedding party, the Sinister Minister himself James Mitchell appeared. From here on out, things went...well enough. Mitchell was happy to perform with the powers vested in him by Satan and the State of Nevada, and finally wed Cage and Santos.

The reception was moved to a live venue, taking place in the ring. The wedding party and rest of the wrestling roster, minus oVe, filled in ringside. Mr. & Mrs. Brian Cage were officially introduced to the Vegas crowd. During the first dance, however, they were interrupted by Sami Callihan.

The Draw claimed that he wasn't here to fight as he got in the ring, bottle in hand. The #1 contender said he was happy for Brian & Melissa, but was hurt because they weren't allowed in for the wedding. Callihan brought up their past, revealing that they all used to be very close friends.

He then gave a toast to the bride and the b****, and when Cage put his hand on his challenger, Callihan slung the bottle in the Machine's direction. Tragically, Cage's natural instincts led him to duck the attack, causing Melissa Santos to take the hit instead.

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