John Cena: Portrait of a lady

Making her way to the ring....

She may only be able to get The Women’s Championship, but at least it doesn’t look like a bad tattoo

What about in the ring? What changes are there in between bells when Female John Cena is wrestling in the Women’s Division?

For the last decade and more, Women have changed the way we traditionally view the entire division. They are on the same level as guys. Putting on classic matches with heart and soul, banging around in Hell in a Cell matches, flipping off the top rope and making grown men cry with joy. Hell, some of the women are better than the guys, flat out.

So let’s not waste time calculating the difference of strength and athleticism between men and women. It’s boring and regressive and stupid. Also, gonna stay away from “Girl John Cena” is the (insert female superstar’s name) of the Women’s division.”

She’s not gonna be Charlotte or Becky Lynch the same way they’re not the female John Cenas. Jane Cena is her own person and wrestler.

So with that line of thinking, Jane Cena would still definitely be a multi-time champion. She would have held the Diva’s Championship belt numerous times and she would have at least been in the mix for the return of the Women’s Championship.

She would overcome every odd imaginable, having access to an unlimited amount of Full Health and No Sell power-ups. If she ever got injured she’d be back 10 months before expected and win the Women’s belt in her first match back, only losing it when a scheduled movie shoot was approaching. I mean, She’s still a Cena.

Maybe when the Divas’ Revolution (now, thankfully, the referred to as the Women’s Revolution) was first starting, Jane Cena would have been the target of all the incoming talent, much like how in CMT, Cena is always telling the young up-and-comers that they need to go through him if they want to be the best.

Although, then the revolution probably would have ended up the same way as Nexus. In the Cena Male Timeline (CMT) he’s currently chasing down Ric Flair’s record of 16 world championships, so in the Cena Female Timeline (CFT) it makes sense that Jane would be feuding with Ric’s daughter, Charlotte.

The more I think about the idea of those matches, the more I wanna see them.