What was relevant the last time Kurt Angle was in the WWE?

In the rest of the world

This looked so promising.

Saddam Hussein was alive.

There were like, 30 million fewer people in the United States, alone. That's too many. Stop it.

President Bush was saying “Nuh uh!” to stem cell research.

Steve Irwin was filming the documentary Ocean’s Deadliest. That did not last long.

Pittsburgh, St. Louis, and Italy were doing some good sports.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie were being arrested for being themselves. Rightfully.

A small group of jerks were deciding for the rest of us that Pluto was no longer a planet. This was the birth of alternative facts.

Boris Yeltsin introduced the world to a young whippersnapper named Vladimir Putin.

Anna Nicole-Smith was working on her tan in the Bahamas.