#9 Enzo Amore
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Enzo is the epitome of “careless spending.” He’s got at least one pair of every Air Jordan series ever made, plus other brands and those things go for like $6,000 a pop. And there’s like 700 different versions a year. You do the math, I can’t.
Plus he has like 400 custom jackets and overall shorts. Not to mention hair stylings and products. Good thing Big Cass saves money on not buying pants. But how long do you think he's gonna put up carrying Enzo's weight?
#10 Finn Balor
Finn’s paint is surprisingly durable through his matches, and there’s a reason for that. It’s made out of a special blend of coconut oil, Hulk Hogan’s tears, a lock of Sting's hair, Fuji water (the place, not the brand), Inflatable Symbiote blood (borrowed from Bayley) and Valspar paint.
It’s why it looks so shiny. Not only are the ingredients rare, therefore expensive as all get out, but you can’t just throw them into one of those robotic paint can shakers at your local hardware store.
Might as well just blow up the outside world. No, you have to hire Tesla himself so mix it properly, and he’s dead so you’d have to go back in time to meet up with him. Guess how much that costs. New Day’s looking good already.
Disclaimer: This is a satire piece and should not be taken literally.
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