Satire: Things you can do during a Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar match, and things you can't

#4 Set up action dolls (female)

See? No chance in hell

Getting a 3-inch female WWE Superstar figure to stand on its own without looking like it dislocated all of its bones is physically impossible to do under 90 seconds. I’m tempted to put blame on the fact that a lot of them have high heels on. The truth is many plastic female wrestlers are wearing ring boots, but are still just as hard to stand up without immediately tipping over face forward.

Realistically, it’s gonna take upwards of five thousand times longer to get Stephanie McMahon to stand face to face with Randy Savage “MachoManiacs” Elite. Don’t even attempt to stand more than one female at a time, unless you’re retired and your cable’s out.