Hang a left up ahead, and take the RKO to Suplex City

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Beauty and the Beast
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Let's say my prediction (fine, EVERYONE'S prediction) comes true. Brock Lesnar defeats Randy Orton by using The Viper's Kryptonite, being Brock Lesnar. Sure, that's everybody's Kryptonite, but still, who bets against Brock?

That just seems fiscally irresponsible and you should feel ashamed of yourself, your family should be embarrassed and your coworkers should taunt you mercilessly at the next office party.

So Brock gets the W, goes back to Brockanada for 3 or 4 months to rearrange forests with his bare hands, speaking with no other humans besides his wife and a hologram Paul Heyman and returning only to Doomsday whoever has the crappiest luck that month.

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That's the only thing Randy has going for him. Brock probably won't stick around just to keep pummeling him into the mat. Brock has better things to not do while getting paid to not do them.

But what if Brock loses?

Certainly Vince McMahon is paying him enough to not care* about his fantasy win/loss record.

What does he care?

He has a wife, all the sandwiches, and he doesn't have to interact with anyone if he doesn't want to. I just paid to see him in a real fight and I didn't care if he won or lost. He's a draw no matter what.

*I would pay Brock to not beat me up, so I understand the whole "getting paid to NOT do stuff" thing he's got going the more I think about it.

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