#2 Santa’s Slay – Bill Goldberg
Bill Goldberg is not exactly the first professional wrestler that comes to mind when you think of one assuming the role of Santa Claus.
Santa’s Slay is a black-comedy (dark-humour) horror film in which Goldberg portrays the jolly man from the North Pole as a deranged killer.
The story goes as follows:
Santa was defeated by an angel 1,000 years prior in a curling match thus forcing Santa to deliver presents on Christmas for the next thousand years. You see, before Santa’s loss, Christmas was known as “the day of slaying” and now that his debt is resolved, Santa can return to his demonic ways.
It seems impossible to do but If you can actually make it through the end credits you will see Santa-Goldberg going over his “naughty list,” and inquiring to the camera, “who’s next?!?”
Yes they used his actual catchphrase. Need I say anymore?