1.'Stone Cold' Steve Austin
Stone Cold is one of the ultimate cool guys in wrestling, and whilst his figures may often be plain (black trunks, black boots, the occasional knee brace), that's all that Austin's legions of fans need.
What they didn't need was for the Rattlesnake to be a part of Jakks' S.T.O.M.P line, where they re-imagined Superstars as combat experts.
Appearing in the second S.T.O.M.P range, 'Underwater Siege', Austin appears in a very un-cool wetsuit, whose black fins on the back make him look more like a cheap Batman knock-off than a Superstar.
Complete with Yellow Scuba tanks that makes him less cool, arguably the worst part of this is Austin's weapon, which it seems the Bionic Redneck has lovingly painted 3:16 on, just in case anyone was wondering to whom it belonged.