Loser: The SmackDown tag team division
After the fantastic Bar vs. Usos match, the Miz walked up to the champions and challenged them to a match at the Royal Rumble. They accepted by giving Miz a Brogue Kick to the face.
The Bar are great champions and they proved it again last night, but they're probably going to lose their titles on January 27th - not at the hands of a top team like the Usos or even one of those neglected teams that shoved WWE's "opportunity" word down our throat over the past few weeks, but to the Miz and Shane McMahon, whose constant on-screen presence is as noxious as it ever was.
This is easily the worst story on SmackDown at the moment. And that doesn't mean it's just the worst of a good lot, either. It's legitimately bad. Unfortunately, now the tag team titles are likely to find their way into it.