Loser: The Miz
No, it's not the fact that the Miz lost to a comedy jobber that's the problem here. He looks like he's turning babyface, but what's going on with this odd couple pairing with Shane McMahon? This segment didn't do a whole lot for either of the two men, and it fell more into the "Shane McMahon sucking up attention like he usually does" category.
If The Miz has big WrestleMania plans ahead of him, WWE is keeping them close to the vest so far. He might be an ideal and funny foil for Daniel Bryan with the roles reversed, but there haven't been any hints of it yet.
Maybe Shane McMahon is simply the vehicle for The Miz to get in that spot, but that isn't obvious yet. We'll simply need to wait and see what happens. Maybe it's too early to draw a conclusion either way.