The biggest winners and losers on last night's SmackDown (May 15)

Loser: Carmella

By far the night's biggest loser, WWE pulled out all the stops for her "Royal Mellabration" segment and...near crickets. The crowd just did not care, even as Carmella mocked their royal family and national customs.

If that's not a bad sign for a heel, surely nothing is. She died a horrible death out there.

Asuka, for her part, didn't need to say a word to be cheered to the high heavens. It's disappointing that she won't be in the Money in the Bank ladder match, but hopefully, this will mean the end of the Carmella experiment so that we can ultimately, at SummerSlam, get the match in the SmackDown women's division we really want to see...Asuka and Charlotte's sequel.