The Challenge: CM Punk fights a bucket of ice

Is this the end for CM Punk?

That bucket is filled with ice, some regret.

Darrell, being the winning team captain, picks Wes to go into Elimination. Since no one wants to even say CT’s name, everyone picks Jordan to go in against Wes, including Jordan. Instead of doing absolutely nothing but impressions on this episode, CT coaches Louise at the batting cage.

Sure, why not? Meanwhile, Jordan gives love/sex advice to Virgin Lolo. She’s frustrated that she’s still a virgin, and he’s frustrated that he has that moustache. If they got married, would their couples name be “Jordo” or Lordan?” I’m not going to get any sleep tonight thinking about that. Gus has a pretty sweet talk with Cara Maria about coming out while being a professional athlete. It made me like Gus and upset that I’ll be cheering against him during Elimination. I guess Cara Maria is a good person to open up to. She’s one of the few genuinely nice people on the show, and last season, if Laurel hadn’t eliminated her, she very well might be in a same-sex relationship today. Welp, my world gets shattered in Elimination, when the game is sticking your arms into a bucket of ice, then solving a sliding tile puzzle. Gus gets cheered on by the whole team, except Louise, who cheers for CM Punk, because Louise is great. Not great enough, because punk “freezes,” and loses the game, getting sent home. After that, which we’ll never speak of again, Wes battles Jordan to see who will probably get eliminated by CT in two weeks. Wes wins because Jordan’s moustache gets in the way, and he has a history of not winning stuff.

Kenny King from Ring Of Honor is on The Bachelorette, so at least CM Punk isn’t the only pro wrestler-turned-reality competition star on TV.

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