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The fun part of this Elimination is, it’s a competition where the two contestants are blindfolded and given sticks. The first person to break two sticks over the other person’s head wins. And it doesn’t even technically have to be their heads, just any part of their body. I could watch people do this for hours at a time. I want this in the Olympics. It should be bigger than football and baseball combined.
Anyway, CM Punk gets popped first, so if he doesn’t hit the next two in a row to win. He does, I still can’t believe he did, and sends the NFL Pro home. Lots of people can beat Punk in physical competitions, but he’s untouchable with Twitter and sticks. Just ask Paul Heyman.
Stunning me, my wife, and ESPECIALLY Johnny Bananas, Wes does the same thing to him that Punk did to Shawne. He went down one point, then came back and got the next two. Bananas is left speechless which says volumes and tucks his banana between his legs and sad cries home. Every competition or disagreement on television should be solved with blindfolded stick swinging.
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