Women’s Elimination: Ashley M vs. Veronica/Lolo vs. Candice
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The Elimination this week is called “Pull No Punches.” Basically, you punch and kick holes into a wall and use the holes to climb the wall and ring the bell.
Ashley M gets a good lead on Veronica but falls before reaching the top. This doesn’t really matter because Veronica forgot to practise anything during her almost-decade away. Ashley scrambles up and wins, sending Veronica home. Sure, whatever, I’m fine with that.
Lolo absolutely smokes Candice, which is a shame because Candice seemed like a genuinely good person who just wanted to have fun and get money for her charity. Lolo doesn’t give a howdy-do about other people’s charities. She will most likely make the most enemies this side of the Champs who, may I remind you, are more or less terrible people.
CM Punk was barely in this episode, save making what was probably an oral sex joke, but maybe a cocaine joke. I’m gonna pretend it was a cocaine joke because that’s funnier to me since he’s straight edge and all. Hopefully, next week he gets more than 20 seconds of air time.
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