Total Divas ep. 613: She can't see him

Rusev hangs...around

Attack of the Park Avenue pirates!

FINALLY, we get to the Renee Young portion of this ‘sode, where she goes on vacation with my other favourites, Lana and Rusev. It’s not all fun and games, though. Lana gives Renee the option of staying upstairs in their rented house, or be subjected to Rusev’s flailing penis, as he likes to be naked all the time, and also while cooking steak.

Renee is then relegated to “photographer” for Rusev and Lana. Handsome, Naked Rusev isn’t even supposed to be there so Renee feels like, and is, the third wheel. Dean Ambrose isn’t there with her, so I’m assuming he’s passed out in a casino alley in Vegas.

Fortunately, Trinity (Naomi) is showing up at some point. When she does, everybody is so happy that they jump off rocks, Lana turns into the annoying little step brother, and Rusev puts on short pants. They go out to dinner and while Lana and Rusev eat a couple’s dinner, Trin and ReRe get wasted at the bar.

This does not go over well with Lana because she wants to hang out and get drunk with Trinity, but she invited her stupid sexy husband who hates fun. So now she’s mad at Renee, who is supposed to be there, for hanging out with Trinity at a nearby restaurant and why do I feel like the homeroom bell is about to ring?