How many Bellas does it take to waste half an episode?
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Back to the Bellas, who are finding increasingly lame/genius excuses to get TV time. Like getting their picture taken together, or discussing other ways to get on TV. Apparently, there are other people that think Nikki isn’t getting enough exposure, so Dancing With The Stars calls her.
Yes, I make fun of The Bellas mercilessly, Nikki in particular, but now all I want is for her to go on Dancing With The Stars, so I have even more material. Dancing puns are my jam.
So you have to imagine my joy when she told John Cena she got Dancing With The Stars. John tells her that she can’t wrestle AND do DWTS. It’s physically impossible, especially if she gets hurt doing either. He’s absolutely right, but there’s still something maddening about hearing Cena tell someone they can’t do two things at once. That dude is constantly doing two things at once and has super healing serum for blood or something, so it doesn’t ring true when he says it.
Nikki tells her agent that she’s gonna pass on the dancing show in order to work on her not-yet-scheduled comeback. Brie is there not getting pregnant. So, to recap, Nikki said “no” to something, and half the episode was dedicated to her decision-making process. At this point, we all know it's "drink wine at happy hour," so this was a huge waste of time. Couldn't they round up a search party for Paige and Alicia Fox? Summer Rae can’t be too busy.
