Total Divas ep. 614: Dove and marriage

She wanted to be The Bride, not part of the crew on a John Woo movie

Proactive Eva

This is a man who is concerned about breakfast, and little else.

Eva Marie is at home (not much to do when your job is “don’t do anything”), and her dad is recovering from knee replacement surgery. Eva takes this opportunity to try and push a healthier diet on him. This makes sense because after not eating for weeks, the first thing he wants is McDonald's. I’m no health expert guy, but even I know that sounds backwards. He also has cancer, so I’m gonna tentatively side with Eva, even though she tossed her mum’s delicious looking lasagna leftovers.

So Eva and her Real Ed Hardy Doll husband go searching for clues to prove her dad is still smoking after having cancer for 15 years and 3 heart attacks. In any other circumstance, I’d blast Eva for barging into her parents home and changing their lifestyle, but she’s right. They find a cigarette butt, so I guess she's even more right. This is a weird episode.

She’s also on him about retiring, but she barely got him to look at a salad, so maybe one step at a time. Although nothing really screams "RETIRE, DUMMY!" like 3 heart attacks and cancer.

Everything worked out for Rusev and Lana, and their second marriage was a success. All it took was locking Lana in a room, making her hide a shoe, and then throwing money at her. Bulgarian traditions are weird.


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