Total Divas ep. 615: The day of pigs

Dog agents and cat fights

New York gets great cell service.It’s what it’s primarily known for.

I’m really getting fed up with the amount of time The Bellas are getting on Total Divas when they have a perfectly good show, with their name on it and everything, to drag down everyone around them with boringness. Today, we start with Nicole playing the same snapchat of her talking over and over in a car. For her sister who was sitting right there when she recorded it. In New York City. IN TIMES SQUARE. Look, if you need to look at pictures and videos of yourself on your phone while you’re rolling through one of the most visually stimulating towns in the world, in the glitter-soaked, urine-scented centre, with Spiderman battling the Frozen princesses...I guess maybe you do need more than one show to star in to let the world know you’re looking for an agent for your pet.

Which is what they’re in NYC for; to meet with a lady who specialises in building social media brands for the pets of the wealthy and insane. At least Nattie ruined their meeting by inviting herself and pitching 2pawz to the pet agent so hard I thought she was gonna turn into 2pawz. Also, I kind of hate the pet agent because that’s a made up job for the sole purposes of preying on dumb people and swindling them out of their dumb, rich money.

Stopping off in Pittsburg, Nattie visits Rosa and her fiance, Bobby. She hasn’t seen Rosa’s new baby, and Bobby designed the Tupaws shirt that Nattie pushes on everyone she works with. He’s stoked that the design sold 500 shirts, so he wants to make stuffed animals. Because one time he saw a stuffed animal, and possibly a blimp.

Quick question: Is 2pawz a play on “Tupac” or “2 Chainz?