Total Divas ep. 616: Miz, will you go to prom with me?

...and now for something completely less interesting

This picture could be from any episode of two different shows. Who produces this?

At Nikki and John’s beach house, Nikki laments on why she’s not back in the ring yet. It’s your neck, Nicole, remember? We’ve spent the whole season on your neck. We’re losing precious ‘Chateau MarMiz’ time here.

Anyway, Brie proudly asks her husband Daniel Bryan if he can put in a good word for her sister’s neck (or whatever). Nikki hates this, because she thinks it makes her look like she’s begging for a job. She doesn’t want it to look like she gets anything handed to her, and that she gets it all from her own hard work. This is the same Nikki who asked Daniel Bryan to train her when he was dealing with his own depression on Total Bellas.

Bryan inexplicably takes Nikki’s side, but whatever... I’m done trying to decode the Bella Twin’s storylines. It’s well documented that they have issues with basic words, to begin with, and toss that in with nonsense storytelling... how am I supposed to understand what either of their motivations are?

Brie apologises for trying to help, but Nikki’s kind of a jerk about it, anyway. I sure can’t wait for the show that they’re the focus of comes back this summer!