Unforgettable Moment from the Attitude Era

Mr Socko, paging Dr Austin and Bedpan McMahon!

Man this one month period was a tough one for McMahon, He had to deal with a crazy Zamboni driving Stone Cold, he peed his pants, had his corvette filled with Concrete, and got put in a wheelchair by The Undertaker.

But the October 5 Raw had us visiting McMahon in the hospital, he had a few surprises…..

The first thing we see is McMahon yelling at a nurse for not giving him apple juice, hilarious. Who comes to visit McMahon first? It’s Mankind! And he brought presents! He hands McMahon balloons and some candy, and says he brought another guest who “really wants to see you, bad.” McMahon starts getting pissed, assuming he brought Austin, but Mankind assures him “it’s a she!”

Mankind: “I brought you some female entertainment, and I think you know what I mean. She does a trick with a dog that you won’t believe!”

It’s Yurple the clown ladies and gentleman and she gives McMahon a balloon rainbow while Mankind blows a whistle in his face. Mankind’s next surprise for McMahon ended up being an unexpected moneymaker……

It’s “Mr. Socko!” Mankind has drawn a face … sort of … on a sweatsock.

Mankind: “Say hello to Mr. Socko! Mr. Socko knows you’ve been feeling mighty bad, so he’s gonna give your boo boo a big kiss!”

He pushes his hand onto McMahon’s busted leg, and McMahon is done.

McMahon: “Please leave. Please? Damn it, leave! And take this crap with you! Take it out! Take it all out! Get out!”

The clown and Mankind leave. McMahon lays back, exasperated.

McMahon: “Mr. Socko …”

The Doctor then arrives!!

“I’ll take it from here nurse”, with those words Dr Austin took charge of this touch and go situation by smashing Vinnie Mac over the head with a bedpan and anal probing him with an IV to end the segment.

Hey on the bright side, at least McMahon wasn’t lonely at the hospital!