Disco Inferno
Oh boy, did Vince hate this guy! It’s well documented that The (ACTUAL) Boss has an affinity to country slow jams, and rap-rock fight anthems, and he LOATHED disco music. so when Glenn Gilberti pitched the idea of “a guy who really likes disco. Like, he’s so into disco that he’s in danger of bursting into flames. I call him Dancey Flameguy!” Vince saw an opportunity. See, the only thing he hated more than disco, was Glenn, something about a “turnip incident,” VKM’s evil side took over and he devised a plan to take him out. If he could convince him to do a crazy fire spot enough times maybe he could extinguish him for good, ending disco music’s reign at the top of the Billboard charts once and for all in the process. Vince doesn’t understand how fire works or albums chart. All of this would be true if Disco Inferno ever wrestled for Vince.