Dad Bods (Tony Nese & Mike Kanellis) vs One-Two (Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch)
Tony Nese took time to flex in the middle of the ring, allowing the Guvnor to crack him with a stiff right to the jaw. Mike Kanellis tagged in and was immediately taken down with a drop toe hold. Oney Lorcan lept into action next but was met by a back elbow to the nose.
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Kanellis was sent into the ropes for an atomic drop. Danny Burch tagged in for the same, leading to a double reverse atomic drop. One-two split the wishbone on both Kanellis and Nese. Kanellis recovered on the outside but was met by a lawn darted Nese.
A distraction from Nese allowed Kanellis to rock Burch with a baseball slide to the head. Burch made it to Lorcan, who lit up Kanellis and Nese with uppercuts and chops. However, a sliding leg trip/basement dropkick took out the Star Destroyer.
Nese & Kanellis followed up with a drop toe hold/kneeling facebuster for a two-count. After minutes of punishment, Lorcan avoided a triangle moonsault from Nese. Escaping a splash in the corner from Kanellis, Lorcan finally tagged in the Guvnor, who lit up the opposition with some good ol' fashion British Strong Style.
Burch spiked Kanellis & Nese with a pair of DDTs. Nese was able to shove Lorcan off the top as they went for the Doomsday Device. Nese & Lorcan put Burch away with a flying knee/pumphandle slam combination.
Results: Tony Nese & Mike Kanellis defeat One-Two via pinfall.