5 World leaders who could be in the WWE

3: Angela Merkel

She’s even got her own Diamond Cutter

The Chancellor of Germany has an extensive background in both politics and science. So not only is she cunning, conniving, stubborn, and a world traveler, but she’s also book smart. Forbes has named her “the most powerful woman in the world” a record TEN TIMES. She even already has a signature hand gesture. Recently she’s been letting refugees into Germany, in the face of criticism, under the assumption that they will support her political platform. She has an open door policy for the millions of people fleeing from other countries. Kind of like the NWO. during the Monday Night Wars. The only thing she’s scared of is dogs, so what did Vladimir Putin do when they met...?