3- Tag Team Tournament Finals: The Usos vs Hype Bros -----> N/A vs Rhyno & Heath Slater
Hope
Save the offsite trailer segment a couple weeks ago, Rhyno and Slater have been fantastic. Rhyno just eats chips, bleeds, and Gores people, while Slater is continuing his goofball ways. These guys work well together as a team too. I want them to win and I want them to name themselves One Man Gore (OMG!) and give me credit.
Reality
The Usos beat the Hype Bros and I’m honestly surprised Mojo Ryder got past the first round. The Vaudevillains or Breezango deserve this spot way more, but I guess Ryder is well liked this week. Then the Usos will beat OMG! to continue their evil upswing and we’ll be stuck with another month of Slater being in this already tiresome Will They Sign Him? storyline and I’ll yell at Hannibal Buress, my pet fish, about how Heath deserves better.