#1. Dakota Kai VERSUS Tegan Nox... Round one... FIGHT!
In what has to be one of the most intense feuds in NXT in years, Dakota Kai and Tegan Nox will finally go one on one tonight. At least, that's the plan, anyway. You never know if someone is going to get attacked backstage. Or on their way to the ring. Or if they stop at, I don't kn, DQ or Carl's Jr. or something before going to the arena. Or do they have Hardee's in Orlando, instead? Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. And also hungry.
The two haven't thrown hands with each other since Nox attacked Kai in the crowd of Worlds Collide last week - despite the fact that they both were entered in the women's Rumble match this past Sunday. That feels like a major missed opportunity, but it's time to move on.
Chances are, this one ends in a double DQ or double count-out or... one of those finishes where neither of them win. Probably one of those two. With as intense as this feud is, my guess is that it sets up a match at TakeOver: Portland with a major stipulation - like a cage or a last woman standing match. Oooh, maybe a Punjabi Prison match. That would be... awesome? I guess?
Anyway, that's all the important stuff you need to know for NXT tonight. I'm looking forward to watching it with you. Be sure to leave your comments in the comment section - you know, where comments go. And nobody believes you're making a zillion dollars working from home so don't bother.