“Where you stand is appropriate and where I stand is appropriate. Because I’m that much better than you.” – Orton to the superstars
“They’re tough. They recovered.”- JBL replying to Cole’s question about how the Real Americans were feeling after their loss on Sunday.
“I want to see Antonio Cesaro giant swing Mark Henry.”- JBL
“Throwin’ him around like a sugarbag.”- JBL
“Big.E ruined my whole Christmas.”- JBL after Big E prevented Cesaro from pulling off the giant swing on Henry
“Can we have an interpreter out here to help?”- Cole
“Triple H had nothing to do with it. It’s that old conspiracy theory crap.”- JBL
“Yeah and Humpty Dumpty was pushed.”- King to JBL
“Shawn Michaels…This is going to be interesting.”- Cole
“Hunter, whenever you wanna talk..actually Stephanie, whenever you wanna talk I’ll be waiting.”- Punk
“Couldn’t keep up, could you?”- HBK about the “you sold out” chants stopping after a point
“Actually, 15 year old me is stoked that you kicked me in the face.”- Punk
“Daniel Bryan is a coward. He is but a miniscule ant, trying to pierce the armor of a scorpion.”- Bray Wyatt
“It would be like Hagrid marrying Jennifer Aniston.” – JBL on the Bryan-Brie Bella relationship.
“Would you call the match? I’m begging you.” – JBL during THE main event