WWE RAW: The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly 

The Ugly - The Bad Hair Day of All Bad Hair Days

Drew McIntyre's pity face

As a follicly challenged writer, I often refrain from poking fun at other people's hair; but, like the rest of the Internet, I won't be able to help myself tonight. Something happens to Dolph Ziggler's mane when it comes out of its pony tail or when it isn't wet. The water keeps it tame and under wraps where it can do no harm. Perhaps he is the anti gremlin. Don't let the mane dry or he will come out after midnight as downright Trumpian.

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— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) August 14, 2018

Ziggler's RAW hair was mesmerizing, somewhere between Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire and Ernie McCracken in Kingpin.

Perhaps it was an homage to Triple H.

Did Ziggler bring out his inner Triple H?

Perhaps it was a tribute to iconic rock singer Meatloaf.

Meatloaf or Dolph Ziggler?

It didn't look real; but, it was. It must have been, right? Or like many spectacles to good to be true it could have been an illusion or simply a symptom of mass hallucination, something we all suffer from after watching countless hours of filler content on RAW.

Should Dolph Ziggler change his new hairstyle? Absolutely not. It is a profound work of art. Like Boy in the movie Little Monsters it's ugly, downright hideous in fact; but, it's the perfect look for a heel like Ziggler and the new style is definitely a cut above the rest or perhaps deserving of arrest. Where are the Fashion Police when we really need them?

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