WWE Royal Rumble 2019 - Final Card & Predictions

WWE Champion Daniel Bryan vs AJ Styles

WWE Champion Daniel Bryan vs AJ Styles

The world needs Daniel Bryan. At least the environment does. With the ozone layer depleted and climate change threatening all of human existence, one would ponder why Daniel Bryan, SmackDown's most outspoken environmentalist, would even be considered a heel.

Americans generally don't like being told what to do, even if its at their own peril. AJ Styles loves carcinogenic hot dogs, air polluting fast cars, and appearing on controversial conservative talk radio shows to talk about 'freedom'. You can just imagine him wearing a cowboy hat yelling, 'Yeehaw.'

Daniel Bryan, on the other hand, wants to engage wrestling audiences in a dialogue about personal responsibility to on another and the environment. Of course, Americans hate him. 'No one tells us what to do! Even if they're right!'

Many believe Bryan stole the WWE Championship from Styles, who previously held the title for more than one year. With a low blow, there was a changing of the guard and Daniel Bryan was returned to the place of prominence he earned at WrestleMania 30, before the injuries forced him to leave professional wrestling.

Now the hot dog loving all-American AJ Styles wants that WWE Championship back and he doesn't care what happens to the environment in the process. Styles forgets something important; however, cheers and accolades don't win titles. To take the WWE Championship from Bryan, Styles must pin or submit his opponent, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time at the peak of his professional career.

Styles wants gold, but Daniel Bryan is doing this to save the world and if you believed your very planet to be in peril, wouldn't you do just about anything to save it? Perhaps that should be rephrased - if you were a rational human being and your planet was in peril, wouldn't you do just about anything to save it?

Daniel Bryan is rational. He and Styles will have a phenomenal (pun intended) wrestling match, but Bryan has the champion's advantage and is capable of doing anything to save the planet he loves. Look for Bryan to use underhanded tactics to save the world and win the match in the process.

Winner and STILL WWE Champion: Daniel Bryan