WWE Satire: 5 Reasons WWE named their new PPV 'Great Balls of Fire'

#4 Platform to launch the Ball-ywood Boyz

The belts conceal their ‘Great Balls of Fire’

Jinder Mahal surpassed Apu from The Simpsons to become the most talked about Indian in the world last week when he won a 6-pack challenge and became the Number 1 contender for Randy Orton’s WWE Championship. Joining him were Gurv and Harv, or Sunil and Samir, or The Singh Brothers or the two Indian jobbers nobody still really cares about. We like to call them the Ball-ywood Boyz. And to launch them to the moon (or at least to Ember Moon's league), Vince McMahon thought of a great concept- ‘Great Balls of Fire’.

Our reporters have found that the two brothers were experimenting with Tabasco Sauce in their trunks backstage, at the insistence of WWE Officials, to celebrate the name. We were informed they still did not have Jinder Mahal's physique, except in certain areas of their anatomy.