WWE Satire: 5 Reasons WWE named their new PPV 'Great Balls of Fire'

As ridiculous as we’ve tried to make this article, the name is far weirder

#1 Ultimately, WWE just wants you to have a ball

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Believe it or not, WWE is all about the ball and the fire. There's, of course, the beach ball that makes its appearance every year on the Raw after Wrestlemania. There's Lana who every man wants to invite to the ball as his beloved date. There’s ‘straight fire’, which is Becky Lynch’s battle cry. There’s ‘you're fired’, which is what happens every year during the annual spring cleaning ritual. Well, now there’s ‘Great Balls of Fire’, your brand new pay-per-view. We have a feeling that whoever faces Brock Lesnar may need them badly.

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PS: This article is completely in jest and not meant to hurt anyone’s feelings. We’re looking forward to the PPV, as much as everyone else in the entire wrestling community.

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