WWE Superstars: It's Morphing Time

2- Erick Rowan meets Sheamus

Son Of Kane

This one is so red I feel like Eva Marie is standing behind me. I’m glad Sheamus dropped the Viking face-braids that may have been a layover from his work in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie, I’m not sure. It’s hard to fit Michael Bay movies into that extra couple of hours a day. But that mohawk is tight and I don’t care what you say, I was born when punk rock peaked, so I’m right.

This one isn’t from the Backburner PPV but it was obviously too good to pass up. The gingerbread has an ebb and flow to it that is absolutely entrancing, Like if you stare at it long enough, a scooner will appear. The mohawk has been dumbed down a little bit to resemble what your drunk aunt would get in an attempt to seem cool.

Also, I’m not a big fan of septum piercings but I have enough poor jewelry choices in my past to know not to throw stones. I just can’t wrap my head around wearing one into combative entertainment situations, seems like a good way to get cheap nose surgery, or at the very least it’s a shiny target for their opponent.