WWE Superstars: It's Morphing Time

3- Bray Wyatt meets Randy Orton

The Bird and The Snake

Well, we didn’t get this match at Backfat which is a shame, because I was looking forward it. But Randy’s still shaking of the Brockwebs from his head so Big Daddy Kane handed Bray yet another loss at a PPV and I don’t even know anymore...I’m just gonna sit down right here and wait for the buzzards to circle back. I’m tired of chasing them at this point.

Let’s address the elephant in the room, though. When you combine their mugs you get Fat Fandango. I like to imagine he and Tyler Breeze had a falling out over the new fall line of boot accessories. Fanny D was like “these fluffy boot protectors would look breathtaking in autumn colors, just in time to match the mountains of Vermont during peak fall season.” and Breeze was all “That’s ridiculous, they have to match our ring gear, you stupid uggo.

Not trees on mountains. Trees are only good for making selfie-sticks. Go back to Uggoland, you filthy uggo!” Then Dango Unchained got super depressed and let himself go, eating only the worst flavored Doritos and drinking only the cheapest malt liquor. I know this is similar to what happened with Cody Rhodes but here there’s a great opportunity to have corporate tie-ins with flavor dust covered chips.