WWE Superstars: It's Morphing Time

4- Jimmy Uso meets Jey Uso

Usos minus S plus N equals Uno

THE USO. Finally get to see what this recently turned team of The Rock’s cousins would look like if they weren’t twins! Before I had to use my Imaginarium pod to even get an idea of what these two jumping guys would look like as one entity. The closest I got was one time when they were facing each other and talking about basketball or something.

The downside of this becoming a reality is we lose a prominent tag team when we need them the most, and what, are we gonna call them The Uso? That feels weird on my mouth tongue. is it even “them” or is it “he?” The Uno might be fun for the first hour of an episode of Raw, or go with a DC Supervillain reference and call it One Face, because there is only one face to look at now, and it’s less confusing and better than calling them “Left and Right.”

Seriously though, I’m pretty happy they dropped the paint and dancing in favor of the slightly less happy thug look. NOW QUIT BEING MEAN TO MY AMERICAN ALPHAS AND WE’LL BE COOL.