WWE Superstars: It's Morphing Time

5- Alexa Bliss, Naomi, Nikki Bella, Carmella and Natalya meet Becky Lynch

This defies all science that I know of. The rocket kind.

These women put on one of the best matches of the year at Backcountry, with Becky Lynch being crowned the first ever Smackdown Women’s Champion. Pretty cool for the Irish lass, and they all looked beautiful during the match. When you smash two dudes’ faces together you usually get something that resembles Date Night Sloth from The Goonies or something equally cool but not great to look at.

Even when it’s two very pretty men getting smashings, they tend to get pretty unappealing to look at. This mega-morph of faces belong to wrestlers that are not only very nice to look at, but it also exposes very few flaws. The fact that 6 of them being mashed together should, by all intents and purposes, turn into something that looks like you said a bunch of words written in a dead language standing in the basement of an abandoned factory that made toys that had to be recalled because they kept killing children in mysterious ways while you wear robes of questionable colors with...*gasp*... take a breath, Graham...

So, yeah, how did this one turn out so, for a lack of a better word, pretty? It has almost a ghostly feel to it but the kind of ghost that’s cool and will have tea with you and protect your home with pleasant smells instead of trying to fill your pants with ectoplasm and drag you underneath the ring where Hornswoggle still lives (probably).

I guess girls are just symmetrically superior or something. Maybe their DNA is more susceptible to this kind of dark magic. But what would we call such a creation? Nataomliss Ellacky? Bemiss Cabelya? Heather?