WWE Superstars share their horrifying Valentine's Day date stories

The Miz

“My worst dating experience is actually my best dating experience, because a horrific event ended up as an amazing, amazing time.

“I was home from college for Thanksgiving break, and I had just met this girl. She texted me and said, ‘My parents aren’t home. Why don’t you come over and we can watch a movie?’

‘Sure, be right over!’

I ate a huge meal, got myself ready, got over there and we started watching the movie. All of a sudden, my stomach started cramping. We’re cuddling and canoodling, and I’m bubbling. I asked to use the restroom, and, by this time, I’m getting a cold sweat. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but something’s definitely happening.

“I got sick—all over the bathroom walls, the rug, the carpet. There’s no possible way to clean it up or cover it up. I did what any noble man would do, and I told her I had an accident in her bathroom. She said, no problem, but walked in and said, ‘Oh … my … God!’ But she was amazing. She cleaned it up and took care of me the entire night. I puked nine times! I had food poisoning and she was absolutely incredible. And we ended up dating for a year after that.”