#4 Kurt Angle gets destroyed

While unlikely -- primarily because the fans that have been whipped up into a frenzy over his in-ring return will be bitterly disappointed -- Kurt Angle getting destroyed by the likes of Strowman, Sheamus or Cesaro seems to be the realistic course for the match to take.
After all, he's nearly 50 years old, hasn't wrestled in the WWE for more than a decade and is the last minute, stop-gap replacement for Roman Reigns.
Is this man the funniest man in wrestling?
There is nothing in there to suggest that he can be the great equaliser that Reigns was intended to be when the WWE thought this match up and, frankly, booking him that way would do a disservice to current day Superstars like Strowman, Sheamus, Cesaro and the Miz.
On the contrary, having someone like Strowman monster-handle him would help in restoring a measure of the momentum that the "Monster Among Men" lost when he was defeated by Brock Lesnar, while also not reflecting too badly on Kurt Angle himself.
After all, what more can we expect from a Superstar who's on his last wrestling legs, hasn't wrestled in the WWE in a long time and was asked to jump straight into the shark tank at the eleventh hour?