2: Kane and Lita
For every great wrestling storyline there are those that make us go “WHY? Why do we watch this?”
Anyone who’s seen the Kane and Lita storyline without bashing in their TV has an ungodly amount of patience. Following his defeat at WrestleMania XX, Kane fell in love with a certain Lita, but was spurned. This led to him kidnapping Lita and asking her an unknown question, to which she replied in the affirmative later that month.
Lita later announced that she was pregnant with on-and-off screen boyfriend Matt Hardy. On the June 21 episode of Raw, Kane declared that he was the father of Lita’s baby. Kane beat Hardy at SummerSlam for the chance to marry Lita. Kane later fell on Lita during a match to force her to lose the baby. The storyline ended a few months later when Lita turned on Kane and helped Edge beat him.
This story was vile garbage, notwithstanding the vague rape connotations. Thank god WWE is PG now. At least we don’t get trash storylines like this anymore.