Total Bellas, Episode 2: Love and Quickies

The Pool Area. Where everything bad happens.

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Johnny and Kathy are so in love that they can hardly stand it, and I’m just about over it, too. My favorite part about Johnny Ace is that he seems to mimic random movie characters.

One minute he’s Thornton Melon from Back To School and the next he’s Jimmy Two Times from Goodfellas. I like to imagine that’s the only way he communicates, like me with Simpsons quotes.

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So Kathy spills the counting beans and tells her kids that her and Ace Gusher are going to elope. Johnny correctly points out that eloping literally means “don’t tell anyone we’re sneaking off to get married” and we see the first cracks of this surely doomed union.

Also, Nikki says “Dubbadubbadee Divuh” instead of “WWE Diva” and suddenly all the panning footage of wine makes a lot more sense.

JJ zings his mom by reminding everyone that maybe they should take a beat and think about rushing into marriage because this will be her 3rd. Smart guy, that JJ.

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