Pre-NOPE
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Later, after much emoji discussion at the dinner table, the boys retreat to the Cigar Room. Johnny Ace asks the other fellas for advice on pre-nups. See, he wants one and has done online research and has a meeting with a lawyer coming up, and Three Marriage Kathy hasn’t been a fan of them in the past.
JJ mentions the fact that the first two husbands were at fault because they cheated on her, so I’m guessing she probably cleaned up in court, but that’s just mild speculation.
John likens a pre-nup to buying a handgun because the only thing John likes more than handguns is masturbation jokes. Also, Nikki’s Live In Cena’s House contract was SEVENTY FIVE PAGES LONG.
I bet his pre-nup looks like the Mission Earth series by L. Ron Hubbard. JJ thinks this is hysterical and at that exact moment my heart smiled for JJ, Bella Protector.
“It gives you a sense of security, it gives you a failsafe in case something happens, and those who buy a handgun for self defense pray, PRAY, they never have to shoot their spouses in the face.”
It’s not hard to see why “John Cena, Husband Material” is not a phrase you hear often. JJ thinks this a discussion that should be between Johnny and Kathy, and he’s right again!
