What if WWE Superstars and Divas were high school students

Its not necessary to smoke some potent thing to build a fantasy parallel universe. Having a good imagination and a dirty mind is a much healthier route. The same applies to wrestling fans as well.There might be a lot of things out there to fantasize about but for a diehard wrestling fan, its always going to be about the business. At one point or the other, we wouldve certainly imagined how it would be like if WWE wasnt actually a wrestling promotion and instead something else.There are a lot of scenarios out there which could suit the WWE but the What if WWE was a school question would most probably be the best one from the lot. Its not that hard to relate the WWE roster with people we see in school, so here is a look at who would fit in where and why.

#15 The Drop out who complains about everything - CM Punk

CM Punk would be that student in the school who had a bright future but decided to walk away since he was not happy with the facilities available. He was probably ahead of the time compared to other students and didn’t lack anything when it came to ego.

One other stand out trait of this student will be his no fear attitude when it came to taking shots at the school with another drop out Colt Cabana, who is his best friend by the way.

They say that it’s the drop outs that make it big in their life and if that’s the case, then Punk might go and be a great star in UFC which is going to be his next venture.

#14 Hot Goth Chick in school Paige

There might be many hot looking girls out there in the WWE school, but when it come to an artistic type of hotness, that girl has to be Paige. She is one of those hot Goth chicks that roam around in school.

It’s not basically the way in which Paige dresses that sets her apart from the rest of the girls, it’s also her intelligence. Paige has been studying the wrestling lessons right from her childhood which in turn makes her more skilled than all the other counterparts that are seen around the WWE School.

She previously was the topper in NXT school and certainly made a big blunder by joining WWE since they didn’t really care about how their female students worked.

#13 Foreign exchange students - Sheamus, Wade Barrett, Great Khali, Cesaro

Students from other countries might not be a rare scene in schools and Sheamus, Barrett, Khali and Cesaro belongs to that group. All these students once excelled in the exams but has lost out their momentum as time went by.

Sheamus and Barrett are above average students who occasionally top the class. Cesaro in particular is a bright student who knows more than five languages while Khali finds it hard to communicate with even one.

The school’s plan of opening up a new branch in India is the only reason for Khali still surviving in the WWE school as otherwise he would’ve failed a million times by now.

#12 The weed dealers in school Jack Swagger and Rob Van Dam

If there is any need of weed for the students in WWE school, Rob Van Dam and Jack Swagger are the dealers to go to. Rob Van Dam has a long array of suspensions from school for his weed problems while Swagger is closely following those steps.

Van Dam previously studied for the now dead ECW School, which was under Paul Heyman, who were one of those rare people who knew how to run a good old school.

Both Van Dam and Swagger are high almost every time we see them and on the other days, they might excel in one or two tests but that too only occasionally.

#11 The crazy girl AJ Lee

There will be hotness and there will be craziness but there won’t be someone like AJ Lee who is a mixture of both. She is one of the most polarizing chicks in the school who the boys either love or hate.

Some boys say that she is not hot enough like the other ones while other have a different opinion. However, there are going to be no arguments about how well AJ studies compared to other girls in the class.

She had a relationship with almost all the students in the school and finally settled for a drop out. She is making moves of walking away from the school just like her boyfriend and that might happen soon as well.

#10 Students who always want medical leave Rey Mysterio, Christian

These two are students who spend their majority time in the hospitals rather than in school. They are sick on a regular basis but when they do attend the school, it is a solid outing unlike the expectations.

Rey comes all the way from Mexico and is currently homesick. He is making a lot of problems in the school to achieve his dream of heading back to his home and being injured on a regular basis is one of Rey’s tricks from the hat.

Christian is one of the ideal students who has been loyal to the school. Apart from his regular health problems, he is a perfect role model for all the other students out there.

#9 The girls who are only popular because of their boyfriends - Bellas

There would be girls in the school who are only popular because of their talented boyfriend and the Bellas belong to that category. They don’t have good skills when it comes to studying or any other activities, but they do have boy friends who achieve a lot in the school.

Hanging out with them gives these girls some undeserved popularity and also some good marks when it comes to the exams.

Nikki is also the prom queen in the school since her boyfriend is the principal’s favorite student while Brie has nothing more than copying her boyfriend’s trademark catchphrase even though she is nowhere near him.

#8 The good looking guys that the girls are after Randy Orton and Dolph Ziggler

The term playboy might be enough to describe Randy Orton and Dolph Ziggler. They both are excellent students in academic grounds while their handy work with the girls is another great achievement to add into the year book.

Randy was once the favorite student of the principal but his curiosity with certain chemicals landed took away that favors. Ziggler, on the other hand, always impresses when it come to the continuous evaluation but struggles at the big stage because the teachers doesn’t want him to win.

Almost all the girls in the school are behind these two thanks to their looks but what the girls really don’t know is that Randy has a history of pooping in a junior’s bag.

#7 Creepy kids from rural area - Wyatt Family

The Wyatts are those creepy students from the rural area who always have some story to tell. Their weird clothes and beards make them stand out from the crowd while the cryptic stories that they have about their village and an unseen Sister Abigail makes them extra creepy.

They will usually hang around on their own as other students kept their distance away from this pack. Also, these guys would bring sheep masks into the school which scares all the girls out there.

And the worst from the lot would be their habit of singing ‘He’s got the whole world in his hand’ while others would be praying.

#6 The Student who doesnt attend any class but still tops the tests and his tuition teacher Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman

Brock Lesnar feels that the school is not suited for him. So he usually doesn’t come around into the place but when he does, he makes sure that everyone stands up and take notice.

Lesnar only appears for the big tests that are conducted in the school and he passes all of them with flying colors. No one knows what he does during the break time he gets as only his tuition teacher shows up every now and then at the school.

He lives by the motto of eat, sleep, top tests and repeat while Heyman was a former principal as well in the ECW school and is believed to be one of the best in what he does.

#5 The gang we dont want to mess with Shield

They are basically three guys who could go to any extent to back one another. Reigns is a silent student who prefers to let his actions talk. He is slowly becoming the principal’s favorite as well which is going to do wonders for him.

Ambrose is a bit on the mad side. The teachers never know what to expect from Ambrose and it’s this unpredictability that makes him more dangerous from the other two. He is also the most rebellious one from the pack.

Rollins meanwhile is a selfish student who knows what is best for him. He is willing to stab his brothers on the back for personal gain but once these three are together, they are one gang that no one wants to mess with.

#4 The kid that comes around only during spring Undertaker

Undertaker is one of the most senior students in the school who refuse to graduate. He has a big legacy in the school, but his age has considerably slowed him down when it comes to the tests.

Taker usually only comes around during spring and since he is popular among his peers and youngsters alike, Taker’s appearance is usually celebrated as a big thing in the school. He has been offered the job of a teacher in the NXT school recently, but Taker apparently still wants to stick around with WWE.

Also, he has a younger brother named Kane, who actually is another older student who refuses to graduate. Taker and Kane are rarely seen together but when they do come along, it’s always a celebration.

#3 The cool school across town - NXT

There might be a lot of schools that the WWE superstar wished they belonged to and NXT tops that list. The others include the extinct ECW and the Japanese School, New Japan Pro Wrestling but NXT being the cool school across town always gets compared to whatever WWE does.

Almost all the students from the NXT School go on to become successful people in real life while the fests and programs arranged by them remain unbeaten by most of the school.

They have Triple H as their principal and though Hunter has an eye on the WWE principal chair, he still builds up NXT with all the good students under his disposal.

#2 The Principal Vince McMahon

No matter what happens in the school, the final word would be that of the principal. Vince was a great principal during his old days and has the history of eliminating all the competition that stood in front of him.

However, he is getting a bit out of touch these days which has made the WWE School a place for eternal boredom. His love for a particular student named John Cena is the biggest problem from the lot.

Also, Vince has this idea that everyone apart from him being stupid and this makes him give out some ridiculous ideas which further make him look like a failure as principal these days.

#1 The Student who never fails the exam because he is the pet of Teachers and Principal John Cena

No matter how badly he performs in the exams out there, John Cena is one student that always comes on top. This is due to him being the pet of teachers and especially the principal.

The Principal of the WWE School is often seen making plans that suit Cena in particular while all the other students are overlooked. This has made Cena a worldwide phenomenon even though his studying skills are not the best from the lot.

None can argue about the hard work that Cena puts into his studies, but it’s only because of this love from the teachers and Principal that he has achieved so much. All the new comers look up to Cena every now and then while almost all his peers hate him to the core.