WWE WrestleMania 33: Booking a picture perfect WrestleMania

The theoretical WrestleMania 33 matches proposed here are all better than what we’re to expect at the real thing.

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax (with Stephanie McMahon)

These two women would fight in a much bigger match than the one they had at Fastlane.

The feud for this match would be centered on Stephanie being upset with Sasha for calling herself ‘the boss’, and deciding that she’d want to ruin Banks’ career for no other reason than because she can. To protect herself from any trouble, Stephanie would hire Jax as her own personal bodyguard/attack dog, who’d prevent anyone from touching her and would also assault anyone that she disliked.

This would culminate in a match at ‘Mania, with Sasha trying to defeat the thus-far undefeated Nia Jax. After a hard-fought battle that would also feature lots of interference from Stephanie, Sasha would narrowly get the win following Stephanie screwing things up, thus ending Jax’s own winning streak.

Stephanie would then get into the ring and would berate Jax physically and verbally, only for Jax to grab Stephanie by the arm and slap her. Cue Jax hitting Stephanie with a monstrous Samoan Drop and Sasha then locking Stephanie in the Banks Statement. Stephanie would tap out furiously, but Sasha would not release the hold.

After about a minute, Sasha releases the hold, and Banks and Sasha nod at each other in respect as the crowd roars in approval over one of the most popular characters in WWE getting physical with the singlemost hated character in WWE in Stephanie McMahon.

This match would be done to elevate both Banks and Jax as dominant forces in the women’s division, and for Stephanie McMahon to FINALLY get her comeuppance. For years now, the narrative around her character has been that she berates people and always gets her way, but never gets what she deserves. This match would see that approach come to an end, with Stephanie getting the punishment her character deserves.

Winner: Sasha Banks (and also, the entire WWE fandom, because Stephanie would no longer be the same overbearing character she’s portrayed for over three long years)

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