"It doesn't get any better than that for a small-town Missouri boy" - St. Louis Cardinals rookie pitcher James Naile on making MLB debut for his home-town team
"Ah f**k, my budget was $1029" "Is it really $1,030 or is one of those zeros just another hole" - Twitterati cannot stop roasting Off-White MLB jerseys with holes offered at a whopping $1,030
“You are a Stud. The Definition of an Ace” - MLB commentator sings the praises of Miami Marlins starter Sandy Alcantara after he pitched into the eighth inning
"What a disgusting pitch" "Are we witnessing greatness?" - Miami Marlins pitcher continues breakout season with a nasty slider against the Washington Nationals
“Can Jazz Chisholm stop being so f***ing cool?” - San Francisco Giants fans can’t help but compliment Miami Marlins infielder Jazz Chisholm Jr. after his miraculous save
"496 FOOT BOMB FROM JESUS SANCHEZ! HOLY S**T!" "That should count as 4 runs" - Twitter reacts after Miami Marlins outfielder Jesus Sanchez sets season record for longest home run with a 496-foot bomb
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