WWE RAW Results, Live Updates, Highlights & Commentary online from Monday Night RAW before Crown Jewel (28th October 2019)

WWE RAW Results October 28th, 2019: Winners, Grades, Video Highlights for latest Monday Night RAW

Good luck having little Rusev brats now. 🤣 #RAW https://t.co/QO9XuXsffk
— Bobby Lashley (@fightbobby) October 29, 2019

Oh crud, hold on, look at this....

Keep an eye out as we'll have our usual kick-ass recap (not being sarcastic, the guys who do the results articles here at SK are awesome) coming up shortly.

In the meantime, I have a four year old daughter who has the hiccups and a gin and tonic that's been waiting for me for three hours so I'm out like trout. Have a wonderful night/afternoon/morning and keep reading Sportskeeda!

Anyhoo, thank you again for coming by and watching me try to describe WWE matches. I had an especially good time today, as a lot of you reached out to me on Twitter tonight and that was a lot of fun.

I'll be back for NXT on Wednesday and Crown Jewel on Thursday.

Yes. Crown Jewel. All 27 hours of Crown Jewel. I may have written that down wrong. I do that.

AJ Styles defeats Humberto Carrillo
Seth Rollins defeats Rowan in a Falls Count Anywhere match
Natalya and Charlotte Flair defeats The IIconics
Andrade defeats Sin Cara (again)
Viking Raiders defeat a couple of schlubs in Chicago Cubs jerseys
Ricochet defeats Drew McIntyre by DQ
Buddy Murphy defeats R-Truth
Becky Lynch defeats Kairi Sane (match of the night)

Holy Moses, that's eight matches. That's awesome!

Best match as far as I'm concerned was Lynch vs Sane. Those two put on a banger. Well done. Also, the Falls Count Anywhere match was pretty intense. But I'm sure some of you won't agree. Which is fine. I have thick skin.

Actually, my skin is of normal thickness... anyway....

OK, let's get those match results up, my friends....

I guess I'm watching Treadstone now?

And.... um.... that's it.....

Lana hits Rusev with a kendo stick (WHY ARE THOSE UNDER THE RING?!?!?), which Rusev does not react to.

He reacts to Bobby Lashley's low blow, however

Lashley goes for a spear, but Rusev hits with a superkick and a Samoan drop.

Rusev shoves his wedding ring right into Lashley's mouth.

Rusev is pounding the bejesus out of Lashley and there's two minutes and I bet you anything this is about to get weirder

This totally has Paul Heyman's fingerprints all over it.

Then she claims Rusev cheated on her. Bobby Lashley told her.

Rusev said a bad word.

Lashley is coming out now.

*GULP*#RAW @RusevBUL pic.twitter.com/rOdIlUtDYB
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) October 29, 2019

Lana insists that all Rusev wanted to do was get her pregnant.

This is... getting really weird.

Lana calls Rusev a sex addict.

Lana: "The marriage was all about what Rusev wanted, and wanted from me was.... SEX"

Rusev: "Well... can you blame me?"

"Yeah, I have a problem. I have a big problem. Didn't you used to be [Russian]?"

Another 🔥 fit from @RusevBUL. No surprise there. #RAW #KingsCourt pic.twitter.com/ijAzZs16AJ
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) October 29, 2019

"the most uncomfortable King's Court in WWE history"

That sounds oddly specific.

Lana comes out to boos and I don't know if it's heat or because her music is just blasted terrible.

Rusev, Freddie Mercury mustache and all, is heading to the ring, slapping hands and wearing a pretty nice suit.

Jerry Lawler is in the ring, there's red carpet in the ring, and it's Divorce Court time.

UP NEXT: #KingsCourt or #DivorceCourt?@JerryLawler will moderate with @RusevBUL and @LanaWWE in the very same ring on #RAW! pic.twitter.com/u45gFrObrU
— WWE (@WWE) October 29, 2019

So, as I thought, we're wrapping up with Lana and Rusev .

I'm not saying I'm not interested in seeing how this plays out but... man... WWE really thinks this is the story that's keeping people glued to the show.

Who am I kidding? It probably is. You savages.

Haven't you heard, @AJStylesOrg @LukeGallowsWWE & @KarlAndersonWWE?

STREET PROFITS WANT THE SMOKE. #RAW @AngeloDawkins @MontezFordWWE pic.twitter.com/DIckR8frg6
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) October 29, 2019

And the Street Profits are here to make the save!

AJ is about to head out but decides he's going to offer Carrillo a handshake.

He pulls the hand away, and Humberto slaps him.

Styles and the rest of the OC are moving in the for the attack.

🙌 @humberto_wwe pic.twitter.com/3Q6vVPKAR6
— TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) October 29, 2019

Calf crusher and this match is over.

Result: AJ Styles defeats Humberto Carrillo

Styles goes for the Phenomenal Forearm, but Carrillo charges the ropes and knocks him down.

Humberto hits a moonsault that just misses and gets a 2-count.

Reverse DDT by AJ Styles and gets a 2-count.

Carrillo hits something that kind of looks like John Morrisson's Starship Pain which, look Internet, doesn't mean anything.

So, readers, are you watching Crown Jewel this week? Why or why not? Use your scratch paper to show your work. #2 pencils only. @SKProWrestling or @HeyImKevinSully.

.@AJStylesOrg takes control! pic.twitter.com/VTYMS0baap
— TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) October 29, 2019

I guess the Rusev/Lana/Lawler thing is going to close the show.

That's... weird.

Yes sir @humberto_wwe! pic.twitter.com/OaHPWoCCcp
— TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) October 29, 2019

Standing rolling moonsault by Carrillo and goes for the pin, but only gets a 2.

AJ gets out of the ring, trying to get a breather. Carrillo tries to attack him, but Styles tosses him into the security railing outside.

Ad break time

We know he can impress, but can @humberto_wwe score the W over @AJStylesOrg on #RAW? pic.twitter.com/EqvxsjyCN0
— WWE (@WWE) October 29, 2019

Humberto Carrillo, sans Power Ranger outfit, heads to the ring to take on US Champion AJ Styles.

We get a look back at Brock Lesnar doing his best Tommy Dreamer impression against Cain Velasquez, Rey Mysterio, and Rey's son on SmackDown last Friday.

Ready for another fight.#RAW @WWEAleister pic.twitter.com/JyUCDX7tea
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) October 29, 2019

Aleister Black is now on our screen, repeating the "definition of insanity" from Far Cry 3.

Then threatens to kick his opponent's head off.

#KingsCourt with @JerryLawler is still ahead on #RAW, and it's something @LanaWWE will have to do alone. pic.twitter.com/IpprZMPGFb
— WWE (@WWE) October 29, 2019

Story of a #UniversalChampion.@WWERollins pins @ERICKROWAN with a FORKLIFT to earn the #FallsCountAnywhere VICTORY heading into #WWECrownJewel! #RAW pic.twitter.com/dgkSYDqFKs
— WWE (@WWE) October 29, 2019

Kenny - my roommate who works with forklifts for a living- : "For safety, you're not supposed to leave the forks up in the air..."

Me: "In case there's a Falls Count Anywhere match that breaks out at your work?"

Kenny: "Exactly"

Rowan tries to throw one of those "road cases" onto Rollins (they're about the size and weight of a really big guitar amp) but misses.

Rollins hits him with a ladder than makes a backstage dude lower a forklift's forks and Pallett onto Rowman (shades of Mick Foley) for the win.

Rowan kicks out of The Stomp and now Rollins is going nuts, using a chair.

Ow. Rowan grabs the chair and tosses him into... pipes, I guess.

Dio just called The Stomp the "Curb Stomp"

So I guess we'll see Nigel McGuinness on Raw next week?